So this came up from a group I am a part of... What is your strangest date...
Welllllll online dating left me with quite a few of those stories! So I thought to change it up from being all baby all the time I would share a bit of my crazy dating history!
Online dating eventually worked out cuz that is how I met hubster!!!
But I did have one in high school as well...
My brother is a year older than me so my senior year he was in college and his suite mate in the dorms was HOT so I spent a bit of time visiting my brother (we are really close so this was not super odd). At some point the suite mate and I exchanged numbers and started chatting a bit and decided to go on a date.
My parents didn't really think this guy was all that great so we met up somewhere and drove down to a nearby town that has lots of shops and restaurants. He decided we should pretend to be french tourists. He was hot so I played along. We had a blast and people thought we were drunk.
As the night wound down we got back to where we had met and sat awkwardly in the car for a bit before he leaned over to kiss me... Like with his teeth... It was all teeth and hurt...
Dude you are so hot how do you not know how to kiss?
So we start over all nice for a minute and then it is back to all teeth again... That ruined it for me!
We chatted when I saw him but that was all. And my brother was soooo pissed when he found out we went on a date!
That one wasn't super funny but memorable!
After my boyfriend of 6 years and I broke up and taking a break from dating I tested the waters of online dating... Wow! There are some crazies out there!
Strangest
date - possibly!
I met this guy on match.com we chatted a bit and talked about all
kinds of randomness. Well at some point I said something about a
coworker getting flowers and how I never had. He stalked me enough to
find out where I worked and sent me flowers to my work. We had only
emailed at this point, it was a GIANT arrangement. I got a creep vibe
but also felt bad so agreed to go on a date with him.
So
must have memorized all the stuff I had put on my profile like favorite
song etc... I was running late so just told him to pick me up at my
house. So he did and made sure I noticed he was wearing my favorite
color, we got in his truck and he had put my favorite song on a CD on
repeat.
We
went to pick apples or something and came back to my house and I had
chili in the crockpot which he gushed about being the best he ever ate
and then he snuggled up to me on my couch (head on shoulder his feet tucked up on my couch) and asked to look through my
photo albums because he wanted to see me when I was younger... It took
forever for me to get him out of my house. My BFF kept calling to check on me and see if he was still there or not!
He emailed me as soon as he got home about me being "the one" and it being the best date he had ever been on.
I emailed him that night that things were not going to work out between us... I think he was crushed.
Another guy... we actually had 2 dates. Although I should have called it quits after the first one!
We had talked for a while and it seemed had a bit in common. So we decided to get together and hang out.
I was living at a house with lake access so we decided to hang out for a bit there and go swimming. Once we set up the plan he decided to tell me that Oh wait, not only did he not have a car, he also didn't have a license because he lost it from a DUI... And he lived a half hour away.
Well silly me decided I would go pick him up. We actually had a good time hanging out for a while and I took him back home (well his moms house cuz since he couldn't drive he also didn't have a job and therefore had to move back in with his mom) We talked in the driveway for a bit and had a kiss or two...
We kept talking and decided to go on a second date. To the renaissance festival... he still couldn't drive, so I had to drive 30 mins to pick him up and then from his place 2 hours to the festival. On the way he had me stop at an ATM so he could get money. Awesome, I suppose he is paying if he is getting money. We got to the gate to pay to get in and he bought one ticket... and then looked at me... OKAYYYYY guess I am paying for myself! and then he got a second ticket, I must have made my bitch face!
We walked around and were having an okay time. It was super super hot that day so we sat down to watch the joust. And he got up and bought a gatorade and came back and chugged the whole thing while I watched... Then asked if I wanted a drink. I told him no I was good...
We finally made it back to his apartment (he had moved) and he wanted me to see the place so I went in and got the tour. Which he made sure ended in his bedroom where he tried to put the moves on me. I shot him down.
We talked for a few more days after. And I decided things were not going to work and told him so.
The guy lost his shit... blasting me over email about leading him on and giving him the wrong impression and what a bitch I am, why would I go on a second date if I knew it was going no where etc...
The worst part... A few months later I went back to school for my MBA, and he was also taking classes there so I saw him in the hall ALLL the time. I got the death stare for a while from him.
But I didn't care because while he was doing that I was happily dating someone new who was mostly normal!
